RT @kmaxwellsmart: fav. Disney memory: when @brent_maxwell and I forgot the monorail wasn't the DC metro rail, and thus no reason for us to…
7 minutes between trains on the orange/silver line during rush hour. #metrofail
Grown men on Razor scooters. *shakes head*
Good luck to @tejay_van, @andrewtalansky, Tyler Farrar, and the rest of the riders in @letour!
Why are there no knock knock jokes about America?nnBecause freedom rings.